When I take a bite of something & it's too hot
gallifrey-feels: l-uxury: adnrewscott: angrybagel: why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza “push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table “it’s a deep dish!” what the hell is wrong with this website ...
Taking your sock off with your other foot:
When you eat the rest of the good shit in the...
When your parents try to talk to you about your...
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buttfuckingbrothers: [AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
zooeyclairedeschanel: “you look tired” is the less rude version of “wow did you even try today”
I can taste you on lips and smell you in my...