May 2013
1 post
April 2013
7 posts
When I take a bite of something & it's too hot
whatshouldwecallme:
March 2013
12 posts
gallifrey-feels:
l-uxury:
adnrewscott:
angrybagel:
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
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February 2013
18 posts
13 tags
Taking your sock off with your other foot:
When you eat the rest of the good shit in the...
When your parents try to talk to you about your...
and you’re just like,
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January 2013
6 posts
buttfuckingbrothers:
[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
December 2012
15 posts
zooeyclairedeschanel:
“you look tired” is the less rude version of “wow did you even try today”
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